Japanese English

Extra column series - Japan and Japanese silly stories

Let me pick up typical Japanese English

"Let's Enjoy the PC Life"

what do you think?

"Flying"
if a runner started earlier than the start time... we call "Flying"

"after service"
after you bought something, get the service if it would be broken or so

"order made"
making the cloth for your own size?

"skinship"
???

"concent"
connect cable... to get electric power?

"key holder"

"power harassment"
I think it is just "bully" from the boss

"decoration cake"
fancy cake?

"guardman"
just a guard...

"coin laundry"
"reform"
"revenge"

anything else?